new thing i learned just now: in like 400 AD there was a monk named simeon stylites who used to live in a one room cell with a window but too many people kept bugging him for religious advice, so he climbed to the top of a pillar and shackled himself to it until he died 37 years later.
this became a cool new trend to the point where there were enough pillar monks of varying viewpoints that they would scream at each other all day
i definitely think minecraft won’t be the game for everyone in the end and that’s just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don’t get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
bethesda announces remastered version of morrowind that changes nothing titled The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind® Melee Characters Still Need Agility That’s Why You’re Missing That’s Why You Keep Fucking Missing Also Stop Spamming At Low Fatigue Edition
Yes Luck Affects All Internal Dicerolls But It Is Not An Effective Replacement For Actually Building A Character Who Reflects The Type Of Gameplay You Desire would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
Naming my first-born Stop Releasing The Attack Button As Soon As You Press It, Damage Is Not A Random Dice Roll But Instead Determined By How Long You Keep The Attack Button Pressed Before Releasing, No Wonder You Keep Complaining Online That You Quit Two Hours In Because Every Enemy Takes Forever To Kill, You Keep Doing 1-Damage Attacks with Your 1-36 Damage Axe Of Course Every Enemy’s Gonna Take Forever To Kill Like That
Beautiful names but where were they in the baby name loading screens 😭
it used to be in the manual! it was very common for older rpgs to contain barebones tutorials ingame while the crunchier stuff was in the manual, but that got lost in translation to the modern all-digital format
my post was mostly a cheeky way to get people to internalise the information
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